Re: Italy's Friends

**England** Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:28 pm

Germany grabbed Italy's neck with his hands, and began to strangle and shake him violently.

"YOU IDIOT!"

Greenland at this point, was on the ground. She'd been trying so hard not to laugh, that tears were now coming out of her eyes, as she threw her head back, and let out a booming laugh.

England continued to laugh right along with Greenland, tears coming out of his eyes as well. If someone walked in at that moment, they would think the five of them were just plain crazy.

**America** Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:31 pm

America held onto his stomach since it hurt so much from laughing. He fell onto the ground to land on the roaring England. He began laughing more at the fact that he landed on him.

Italy choked and coughed words like "Ger-Ger-Germany!".

**England** Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:38 pm

England was suddenly laying on is back, America laying on him. Usually, he would've started screaming for him to get off, but he just couldn't speak. He was laughing so hard.

Greenland punched the ground, trying to stop her laughing. But, just the flag.. It was, still there, and Germany made no attempt to take it out.

Germany continued to strangle Italy, ignoring the laughing, and just paying attention to the pasta lover in front of him.

**America** Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:44 pm

Italy's face was turning purple, plus he was compeltely confused on all the chaos going on. Then he realised his flag was sticking out of Germany's butt. Italy began to smile then reached for Germany's butt and ended up not grabbing the flag, but accidentally groping Germany's ass cheek.

America looked up and saw Germany had a hand on one of his butt cheeks and it was grabbing it! America shut his eyes and exploded with more laughter while he hit England to look at what was happening.

**England** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:07 am

Germany watched as Italy reached a hand around behind him, probably trying to take the flag out. But rather then grabbing the flag, he seemed to miss.

Germany's cheeks flushed, and he choked Italy even harder.

Greenland looked up, but just began slamming her fist harder into the ground. Italy's hand now rested on Germany's butt cheek.

England glared at America as he hit him, but the glare dropped as the sides of his eyes crinkled, and he began to laugh again.

Austria walked down the hall. Greenland had just left in the middle of him speaking, and he'd wanted to find her so he could finish. When the sound of hysterical laughter met his ears, he followed it, right to Germany's study. Where the extremely weird looking seen met his eyes.

"L-ludwig?.." Austria asked.

**America** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:14 am

America turned around from laughing and feeling tears of pure happiness leak from his eyes to see a very confused and creeped out Austria. Seeing his face made America laugh even harder. He couldn't handle all this laughter he thought he was going to die.

Italy at the moment was literally feeling like Germany was going to strangle him to death for no reason. Was he mad that he didn't like to fight the other scary countries? Or the fact that he had just grabbed his stone, cold, flat butt? Italy kept making choking noises when he felt Germany's leathr gloves grip his neck harder.

**England** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:23 am

Germany heard another voice from the door, and slowly turned his head, to find Austria standing in the door way. This made him instantly let go of Italy, turn, and take the flag out of his ass himself, and letting it drop to the floor. He coughed a few times, before acknowledging the confused Austrian.

"What is it, Austria."

Austria looked at him strangely, before shaking his head.

"I was looking for Greenland.." he said, indicating the tear streaked girl still rolling on the ground.

**America** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:28 am

Italy was about to pick up his flag when he just realised that it had been in Germany's butt this whole time so he avoided it and made a new flag quickly. He put it in Germany's hand and made him wave his arm frantically to indicate more surrender.

America regained his composure and stood back up wiping the tears from his eyes. He definately could never look at Germany the same way ever again.

Prussia evily looked down the hall to see Austria standing in the doorway. He snuck down the hallway and grabbed Austria in a headlock to give him a painful noogie. He always did love picking on Austria, but keeping an eye out for Hungary. She always beat him up when he picked on Austria.

**England** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:45 am

Germany glared at Italy.

England still sat on the ground, slowly his laughter beginning to die down, as he saw Prussia come up behind Austria, and put him into a head lock. Now the party was really getting started..

Greenland, at this point, was able to stop laughing, and look up as someone held Austria in a headlock.

Austria whimpered.

"P-prussia!" he really wished Hungary was there..

**America** Sun Oct 02, 2011 12:50 am

Prussia laughed evily while teasing Austria and messing up his hair really badly. He let him go and looked around the room for more people he could pick on. He saw Germany waving a white flag and looked at him with an amused face.

"And what is everyone doing in my brothers office?".

America looked down on England and didn't help him up, but sat on him again knowing he wouldn't be able to push him off. He then continued to pull another burger from his jacket and eat it on top of England.

**England** Sun Oct 02, 2011 1:59 am

Austria continued to whimper, until Prussia let go of him, and he frowned. His hair was now in need of fixing.

Germany sighed.

"I'm not really sure.. Supposedly we were being attacked, and then everything just sort of.. Went down hill from there."

Greenland had finally composed herself, and slowly got to her feet.

England glared at America, and made a quiet, 'Oof' when he sat back down ontop of him.

"Get off me you big oaf!"

**America** Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:03 am

America tuned out England completely and let him do his thing while he munched on his burger and watched whatever was going to happen next.

Prussia had his fists on his hips and was standing in a heroic pose. He saw from the corner of his eye that were actually a girl besdies Hungary in the room. He turned to look at her and saw her look at Austria. He smirked and had an evil idea pop into his head.

**England** Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:07 am

Greenland coughed, before moving a bit closer to Austria.

"Um.. you were explaining someting before..?" she said in her quiet voice.

Austria finished fixing his hair, and nodded.

"Well.. there was this and that.. this and that, and.. this and that.." and he went on with the conversation they'd started before.

**America** Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:07 pm

Prussia walked over and seductively grabbed Greenland and lifted her chin to look him in his evil grinning face. "So you're the Greenland i've heard so much about...". He glanced at Autstria to see what he would do to his romantic action.

America grew tired so he just laid down stomach first onto England and fell asleep with his face smushing against his.

Italy was now hiding under Germany's desk waving a miniature flag in his hand

**Ireland** Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:14 pm

"Knock it off, Prussia..." Ireland showed up, and cooly walked over...

**England** Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:14 pm

Austria frowned when Prussia grabbed Greenland, and crossed his arms, making a quiet 'huff' sound.

"Interrupted, again!"

Greenland found it hard to look directly into Prussia's eyes, he was.. The slightest bit intimidating.

"And you must be.. Prussia.." she murmured.

Germany watched helplessly as his older brother screwed with the others. He heaved a sigh, and gently rubbed his temples with his index and thumb.

England was suddenly.. laid upon. He squirmed under America's weight, and attempted to push him off.

**America** Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:21 pm

Prussia heard his name and pushed Greenland aside. He looked up to see Ireland staring him in the face with the hatred he always has.

"Well if it isn't old Ireland, come to be conquered by me agian?". Prussia laughed at his menical joke and put his hands on his hips again.

America started shoving fries into England's mouth while laughing a little with every squirm that he recieved and every little "Stop, this is gross".

Italy poked his head over the desk to count how many people were in the room. He was feeling hungry so he thought might as well make everyone pasta. He started couting quietly to himself. "1,2,3,4...uh...5,6,7,8".

**England** Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:27 pm

Greenland stumbled back a bit, before getting directly next to Austria.

"Why don't we finish this conversation.. In the other room?" she asked.

Austria practically jumped for joy when she said this, his mouth wide with a grin.

"Of course my dear." he said, pulling her along and out of the room.

England struggled as America shoved french fries into his mouth.

"Mmm! mmmm!" Which basically meant.

"Stop it you bloody idiot!"

**Ireland** Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:29 pm

"You wish... I just came to see Germany, he seems frustrated." He smiled.

**America** Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:35 pm

Prussia laughed his intimidating laugh and walked over to Germany and wrapped an arm around his neck and said "Germany's not frustrated, he just has a lot of testosterone".

America sipped his fatty soda and kept shoving french fries into Englands small mouth.

Italy slowly tried to sneak past Germany without him grabbing him and saying something like "Oh we're not done yet". Or catch him and make him do 50 push ups and go a week without pasta or pizza. Italy was tip toeing across the room hoping the Irish man and Prussia would distract Germany

**England** Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:45 pm

Germany glared at Prussia, seeming a bit flustered.

England continued to struggle, pushing at America's face.

"Mmmhn hmm!!"

**America** Sun Oct 02, 2011 9:03 pm

Prussia noticed another futile and weak looking country tip toeing across the room.

"Well what do we have here? Is that you little Italy?".

Italy froze in his tracks and turned around with teary eyes, he didn't want to get picked on again by Germany's brother Prussia. He squinted his eyes and knew he had been caught trying to sneak out.

America laughed and ate the rest of the french fries himself while sipping his soda to the last drop.

**England** Mon Oct 03, 2011 4:25 pm

Germany hadn't even notice Italy move.

"Italy..where do you think you're going?" he asked.

"There's still that little.. problem we have to discuss."

In the other room, Austria sat with Greenland, continuing with their earlier conversation, when out of nowhere, Hungary popped her head into the room.

"Mr. Austria!" she said, hugging him from behind.

Austria jumped a bit, when Hungary hugged him.

"Could you try and keep Prussia on a longer leash?.." he mumbled, gently patting down his now messy hair.

Hungary looked at Austria strangely, before nodding. Her expression changed, and she cupped her hands on either side of her mouth, and shouted Prussia's name.

"PRRUUUSSIIIAAAA!!"

England shook his head, spitting the french fries from his mouth.

"Disgusting!"

**America** Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:39 pm

America started feeding England Bits of his cheeseburger while saying things like "Here comes the fighter airplane, bbbrrrrrrrreeee".

Prussia froze in place as he heard his name get yelled loudly from another room. Chills were sent down his body as he realised who was calling his name. "Hungary.." He mumbled with fear.

Italy kept trying to tip toe out without being noticed again, he didn't want to be picked on today, especially by Prussia.

**England** Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:02 pm

Hungary appeared in the doorway, eyes ablaze with fury, initially blocking Italy's attempt at escaping.

"PRUSSIA!! " she lifted the sleeves of her dress to her elbows.

"WHAT, did I tell you about picking on Mr. Austria??"

America was really starting to get on England's nerves.

"MM.. STOP..MM IT!" he attempted to say, with his mouth full of bits of hamburger that he continued to try and spit out, and he pushed against America's face.

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